onamelancholyhill:

mortalcolddecay:

cat-adores-loki:

underhill-of-bree:

cutie pie

i just have to reblog the politest dwarf of them all when its on my dash.

one cannot simply not reblog this. 

Bilbo is like: I don’t have time for your shit, Ori.

(Source: jaimescersei, via dragonsandbuttsex)

tom-bakery:

what i love the most about classic doctor group shots is that they’re always this group of funny old men and then suddenly BAM PAUL MCGANN

i mean

image

one of those things is not like the others

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…and I always will be.

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wearitcounts:

also mike stamford not coming to john’s wedding is kind of important to me like i just picture him sitting at home watching telly and grumbing “fuck this nonsense i did not spend all day wandering around london looking for a toppy soldier so sherlock could be best man at his wedding jfc

(via johnlockedness)

applesonratatoullie:

my talents include:

  • identifying movie musical soundtracks from original broadway cast soundtracks in .7 seconds
  • lecturing you on every reason why the original is better and why you should be listening to that

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Harry Potter Themed Asked

HOGWARTS/PLACES:
1. Hogwarts: Where's your favorite place in the world?
2. Sorting Hat: What Hogwarts House would you place yourself in?
3. Griffindor: Talk about a situation where you had to be brave.
4. Ravenclaw: What's something you're good at?
5. Hufflepuff: Talk about someone that you are loyal to.
6. Slytherin: Talk about your greatest ambition.
7. Diagon Alley: What is something you've always wanted to buy?
8. Ministry of Magic: What would be your dream job?
9(3/4). Platform 9 and 3/4: What's something that's always seemed impossible to you?
10. Hogsmede: What's the best school trip you've ever been on?
PEOPLE/CREATURES:
11. Harry Potter: Talk about a challenge you've overcome.
12. Ronald Weasley: Talk about a friend you once/still have.
13. Hermione: What's your favorite book?
14. Luna Lovegood: Do you believe in any superstitions?
15. Neville Longbottom: Talk about a fear you've overcome.
16. Ginny Weasley: Talk about someone you've admired.
17. Draco Malfoy: What's something you regret?
18. Fred and George: Talk about a time you pranked someone/were pranked by someone
19. Dobby: What's a cause you're loyal to?
20. Hedwig: Would you bring an animal to Hogwarts? If so, which one?
CLASSES/SPELLS:
21. Astronomy: What's your favorite object in the night sky?
22. Potions: Talk about someone you initially mistrusted but proved to be cool.
23. Quidditch: What's a hobby you enjoy?
24. Transfiguration: If you could be an animagus, what form would you take?
25. Defense Against the Dark Arts: What would you guess your patronus is? Why?
26. Divination: Talk about a dream you've had within the past week.
27. Muggle Studies: Name one muggle item you'd take to Hogwarts.
28. Care of Magical Creatures: Unicorns, Dragons, or Hippogriffs?
29. History of Magic: What's your opinion of Merlin?
30. Herbology: If you could grow any plant, real or not, what would it be?
MAGICAL OBJECTS/SPELLS
31. Nimbus 2000: What's something you've always wanted?
32. Wingardium Leviosa: What's something you had initial difficulties with?
33. Boggart: What's your greatest fear?
34. Invisibility Cloak: What's something you've wanted to hide from?
35. Polyjuice Potion: What's something you wished you could change about your appearance?
36. Amortentia: What would your amortentia smell like?
37. Marauder's Map: If you could have a secret passage in your house, where would you want it to lead to?
38. Time Turner: If you could go anywhere in Time, where would you go?
39. Mirror of Erised: What do you think you'd see in the Mirror of Erised?
40. Deathly Hallows: If you had the choice, would you pick, the wand, the stone, or the cloak?
MISC:
41. Bertie Bott's: What's your favorite candy?
42. Parsel tongue: What language would you love to speak?
43. Olivander: Describe your wand.
44. Ghosts: Who's your favorite ghost/poltergeist in the series?
45. Miranda Goshawk: If you could invent a spell, what would it do?
46. Goblet of Fire: If you had the chance, would you put your name in the Goblet of Fire?
47. Room of Requirement: What sort of Room would you want to see in the Room of Requirement?
48. Gilderoy Lockheart: If you could live the life of a book character, who would you pick?
49. Fidelius Charm: Who would you pick as your secret keeper?
50. Pensieve: What memory would you love to relive?

parents: "schools easy"
me: "can you help me on this homework problem"
parents: "idk that shit its hard lmao"

disowns:

honestly i hate when people try to sugar coat shit like if you don’t like me or don’t wanna hang or don’t wanna talk to me just fucking tell me don’t keep ignoring me and expect me to figure out the hint like that’s such a bitch ass move i’d rather hear it from you than be ignored 99% of the fucking time.

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“Van Houten,
I’m a good person but a shitty writer. You’re a shitty person but a good writer. We’d make a good team. I don’t want to ask you any
favors, but if you have time—and from what I saw, you have plenty—I was wondering if you could write a eulogy for Hazel. I’ve got notes and everything, but if you could just make it into a coherent whole or whatever? Or even just tell me what I should say differently.
Here’s the thing about Hazel: Almost everyone is obsessed with leaving a mark upon the world. Bequeathing a legacy. Outlasting death.
We all want to be remembered. I do, too. That’s what bothers me most, is being another unremembered casualty in the ancient and inglorious war against disease.
I want to leave a mark.
But Van Houten: The marks humans leave are too often scars. You build a hideous minimall or start a coup or try to become a rock star and you think, “They’ll remember me now,” but (a) they don’t remember you, and (b) all you leave behind are more scars. Your coup becomes a dictatorship. Your minimall becomes a lesion. (Okay, maybe I’m not such a shitty writer. But I can’t pull my ideas together, Van Houten. My thoughts are stars I can’t fathom into constellations.)
We are like a bunch of dogs squirting on fire hydrants. We poison the groundwater with our toxic piss, marking everything MINE in a ridiculous attempt to survive our deaths. I can’t stop pissing on fire hydrants. I know it’s silly and useless—epically useless in my current state—but I am an animal like any other.
Hazel is different. She walks lightly, old man. She walks lightly upon the earth. Hazel knows the truth: We’re as likely to hurt the universe as we are to help it, and we’re not likely to do either.
People will say it’s sad that she leaves a lesser scar, that fewer remember her, that she was loved deeply but not widely. But it’s not sad, Van Houten. It’s triumphant. It’s heroic. Isn’t that the real heroism? Like the doctors say: First, do no harm.
The real heroes anyway aren’t the people doing things; the real heroes are the people NOTICING things, paying attention. The guy who invented the smallpox vaccine didn’t actually invent anything. He just noticed that people with cowpox didn’t get smallpox.
After my PET scan lit up, I snuck into the ICU and saw her while she was unconscious. I just walked in behind a nurse with a badge and I got to sit next to her for like ten minutes before I got caught. I really thought she was going to die before I could tell her that I was going to die, too. It was brutal: the incessant mechanized haranguing of intensive care. She had this dark cancer water dripping out of her chest. Eyes closed. Intubated. But her hand was still her hand, still warm and the nails painted this almost black dark blue and I just held her hand and tried to imagine the world without us and for about one second I was a good enough person to hope she died so she would never know that I was going, too. But then I wanted more time so we could fall in love. I got my wish, I suppose. I left my scar.
A nurse guy came in and told me I had to leave, that visitors weren’t allowed, and I asked if she was doing okay, and the guy said, “She’s still taking on water.” A desert blessing, an ocean curse.
What else? She is so beautiful. You don’t get tired of looking at her. You never worry if she is smarter than you: You know she is. She is funny without ever being mean. I love her. I am so lucky to love her, Van Houten. You don’t get to choose if you get hurt in this world, old man, but you do have some say in who hurts you. I like my choices. I hope she likes hers.”

~ John Green ( Augustus Waters)
The fault in our stars (via falling-rainbow)

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who don’t believe in anything

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